"From Bad to Worse"

Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse...they officially have! I can't believe Ethan is here. I mean, this is too weird! I never thought I'd live to see the day when I wouldn't be happy to see the love of my life...but that day has definitely arrived! If Ethan finds out what happened (I don't even think I can bring myself to write it down again) he's going to freak out! And not just a little freak out that he'll eventually get over-he will kill Julian AND never want to see me again! Plus he'll probably wind up in jail for killing Julian! Ethan showing up here is definitely the worst thing that ever could have happened! There¹s only one thing to do-hide here on the balcony and pray he doesn't find me. Then maybe I can put this mess behind me and never have to think about Julian again!

Thursday, August 16, 2001

"Here Comes the…Bride?"

I just had the most terrible, awful, horrible, disgusting thought! What if this is what the fortuneteller at the carnival meant when she said I would be Mrs. Crane? Oh God, this can't be happening! She couldn't have meant Mrs. Julian Crane…could she?

Wednesday, August 15, 2001

"Things That Go Bump in the Night"

Julian can't be right! There's no way I could have done you-know-what with him! I mean, there's just so much wrong with that I don't even know where to begin! First of all, I love Ethan and have never wanted to make love to anyone but Ethan. Second of all, Julian is old enough to be my father! Third of all, he used to actually be Ethan's father. Fourth of all…it's just…well, it's just plain disgusting. I could go on and on with everything that's wrong with this picture! For all the reasons listed above (plus a zillion more) it had to be a dream! Or I guess I should say nightmare…

Tuesday, August 14, 2001

"What Nightmares Are Made Of"

No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOO! This absolutely, positively must be a nightmare. I can't possibly have just woken up in the same bed as JULIAN CRANE! But here I am…and there he is…a big giant, horrible lump in the bed! No, I refuse to believe it-maybe I'm still drunk from last night. Okay, I'm going to close my eyes, count to ten, and when I open them again he's going to be gone! He just has to be...

Monday, August 13, 2001

"Hate is a Many Splendored Thing"

You've really done it this time, Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald! How exactly do I manage to get myself into these situations? This definitely qualifies as a national disaster! Here I am, three sheets to the wind (is that the right expression?) hiding in Julian's bathroom so my brother doesn't find me! I think this even tops the time I was with Ethan at the Cinderella ballet and I had to make a quick getaway from Luis. Of course, that was back when Luis hated Ethan (which he doesn't anymore) but he definitely still hates Julian! In fact, I think Luis hates Julian about as much as Noel hates Ben on "Felicity"... oh God, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore... I'm starting to compare my life to "Felicity." I think I better sit down!